Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Roll Call at New Ruskin College

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Lecture Notes: 06-21-05

We really do not have remedial classes here at New Ruskin.

Counselor: I thought the whole school was remedial.

. . . Well, yes, I suppose. We really do need to start over at the beginning with most of our students, Mr. Limbaugh . . . Mr. Bush . . . I recall that his father was a bit slow too . . . Mr. Beck . . . What happened to Mr. Beck.

Counselor: You sent him down last term.

Ah, yes. Perhaps it will be a good experience for him. One never knows.

However this time we shall make an exception for College Visitors.

Yesterday when Mr. Franken said “sparks fly”, this was a reference to our posting about Bill O’Reilly some . . . some . . . months ago. When was that?

Counselor: April. April 30.

Ah, (photographic memory, very smart), (http://www.newruskincollege.com/id17.html ) thank you Yvonne.

Counselor: You are welcome.

And this proves again that Mr. Franken is a detail sort of person. Imagine remembering the reference. . . . though I suppose . . . because about O’Reilly . . . Mr. O’Reilly too bull headed to be a good student . . . a bit of a numskull what?


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